Cats, Dogs, Pizza, and Christmas Card

At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals!"

Ultra‑high‑definition 4K UHD photorealistic vertical portrait photograph, real camera capture with accurate lighting, lifelike textures, and rich depth of field. Cozy Christmas living room at night: twinkling tree lights, glowing fireplace, snow visible through a window, stockings and ornaments, all warmly lit. On a shaggy cream rug sits an open pepperoni pizza box like a gift; steam wafts up, cheese stretching, glossy pepperoni with charred edges, crumbs and a few toppings scattered. Front and center at floor level: a golden retriever in a gaudy red‑and‑green sweater caught mid cheese‑pull from a slice, eyes wide and hilarious. To the left, a grumpy British shorthair cat in a tiny Santa hat is swatting a dangling pepperoni; whiskers crisp, fur ultra-detailed. To the right, a corgi in plush reindeer antlers stares guiltily at the camera with a dab of marinara on its nose. In the background near the box, a mischievous tabby has half its body inside the pizza box like a throne, gnawing a crust; a silver tinsel strand is tangled around a paw. Subtle flour “snow” dusts their noses and paws; ornaments reflect the scene; pine needles and gift wrap textures add realism. Camera: floor‑level angle, 50mm prime, f/2.8, ISO 400, 1/125s; crisp focus on the animals and pizza, creamy bokeh from fairy lights, accurate white balance, soft window fill, natural shadows, true‑to‑life color and fine grain. Hyper-detailed fur, wet nose specular highlights, whisker catchlights, cardboard corrugation, bubbling cheese strands, and cozy ambient glow. Typography: the top line in bold cream‑white with a thin candy‑red outline and gentle tinsel‑gold glow, centered with a soft drop shadow for legibility without obscuring faces. At the bottom center, add one small cheeky caption in clean white handwritten script: Paws off my pepperoni! No other text, no logos, no watermarks.

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