At the top of the Surreal Style image, Happy Christmas James!

A dreamlike, Dali-inspired winter wonderland: a snowy desert of melting candy-cane dunes and dripping gingerbread clocks under an ethereal moon that glows like a giant glass bauble. In the center, a grinning wooden Nutcracker soldier in a glittering red-and-green uniform performs an exaggerated, ballet-style high kick with elongated candy-cane legs. The kick playfully targets a floating chrome athletic cup (groin protector) decorated with a tiny Santa hat, jingle-bell belt, and reindeer antlers—hovering mischievously like a holiday spirit. Freeze the moment just before contact, with a shimmering ring of stardust holly leaves around the near-impact point to keep it humorous and harmless.

Surreal touches: fir trees sag and melt like wax, a ribbon of fairy lights curls into impossible knots across the sky, reindeer-shaped clouds drift sideways, and penguins in bowler hats skate up a mirror-lake that tilts into the sky. Elongated shadows, soft volumetric moonbeams, and pearly frost sparkle on every surface. Color palette: peppermint red, frosty teal, moonlit gold, and snowy white. Painterly, high detail, whimsical textures, otherworldly scale shifts.

Small caption (bottom, on a gently curling snow-ribbon): “Tidings of comfort and joy… and a cup!”

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