Krav maga, and Christmas Card

At the top of the Surreal Style image, Merry Kick-mas, Dave & Maria

Dali-inspired, dreamlike Christmas scene: a vast frosting-snow desert under ethereal pink-gold light and ribbon-like auroras. A giant glossy red ornament melts over a sugar-dune like a liquid clock, forming a wobbly training platform. Center stage, two whimsical snow-people in Santa hats and knitted “belts” practice playful Krav Maga—one doing a 360° defense parry against a flying candy cane, the other in a light clinch with a raised knee toward a jingle-bell heavy bag. A stilt-legged reindeer in a referee scarf blows a curly candy-cane whistle; giggling gingerbread spectators float on tiny clouds. Candy-cane lampposts bend and drip, pine trees ooze like wax, marshmallow snowflakes hang midair like sparkling bokeh. Funny, cheeky, and cozy; no harm—just spirited practice. Surreal melting shapes, elongated shadows, pastel candy reds, icy mints, frosty blues, pearly highlights, soft glow, cinematic depth, crisp textures.

At the bottom, small playful caption: Protect ya elf.

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