White wine, skulls, exercise bike, cologne, and Christmas Card

At the top of the Surreal Style image, place the text “Happy Christmas Pete” in shimmering frost-gold letters, gently melting at the edges like tiny icicles.

A dreamlike, Dali-inspired winter night: in the center, a candy-cane-striped exercise bike with an elongated, softly melting frame; its wheels are tilted crystal goblets of white wine, the golden liquid defying gravity and spiraling upward into a ribbon that halos a dripping crescent moon. The handlebars grow reindeer-like antlers adorned with cheerful sugar-skull baubles wearing tiny Santa hats; friendly skull-shaped snowflakes drift lazily through the air. To the side, a towering vintage cologne bottle with a starry glass stopper rises like a translucent cathedral; its atomizer exhales pearlescent mist that blossoms into glittering snow, washing the scene in ethereal blue-gold glow. Powdered-sugar dunes and mirror-slick ice reflect champagne light; corks shaped like tiny sleighs slide by, casting impossibly long, wobbly shadows. Melting shapes, elastic perspectives, and bokeh stardust create a whimsical, funny, otherworldly Christmas tableau in icy blues, pearly whites, champagne gold, and peppermint red—glossy, high detail, painterly yet crisp.

At the bottom in small elegant gold script, add: “May your spirits be white and your cardio be merry.”

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