Sex Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/19/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Sex Christmas Card
Description
Front and center, a comical reindeer with exaggeratedly long eyelashes and a big, cheeky grin wears a vibrant red and green Santa hat perched jauntily atop its head. Its antlers are festooned with colorful baubles and blinking Christmas lights, casting a playful glow. The reindeer's body is humorously elongated, with its legs comically knobby and slightly too long, giving it an awkward but endearing posture.
In the background, a snow-covered village scene unfolds. The quaint, cartoon-style houses are painted in bright pastel colors, their roofs piled high with fluffy snow. Each window is framed with cheerful holiday lights, twinkling in hues of blue, red, and yellow. Santa Claus, depicted with an oversized, jolly belly and comically tiny glasses perched on the tip of his nose, is caught mid-chimney climb, his legs sticking out amusingly.
In the foreground, a trio of mischievous, anthropomorphized snowmen with big, round, button eyes and exaggerated carrot noses engage in a snowball fight. One snowman sports a vividly colored scarf that flaps in the imaginary wind, while another holds a candy cane like a scepter, its stripes bold and swirling.
The sky above is a vibrant, deep blue, dotted with stars that twinkle humorously large, almost like cartoon eyes watching the scene below. A full, bright moon looms, smiling with a wide, exaggerated crescent grin, casting an inviting glow over the scene.
To the side, a Christmas tree stands proudly, decked out in oversized, shiny ornaments and an enormous star at its top, almost too big for the tree itself. Its branches seem to sag under the weight of the decorations, adding to the cartoonish effect.
Subtle references to romantic themes are cleverly woven in, such as a pair of lovebirds with tiny Santa hats, snuggling on a tree branch, their plumage a vibrant mix of reds and greens. A string of mistletoe dangles above a doorway, humorously oversized with its leaves depicted in a lush, vivid green, and its berries a bright, playful red.
The entire scene is bursting with color and charm, rendered in a style that takes cues from the whimsy of Schulz and the exaggerated flair of Larson, with a nod to the bold, clean lines reminiscent of Hergé's work.
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