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Metal detecting, Wanking, and Christmas Card

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Metal detecting, Wanking, and Christmas Card

Description

At the top of the Cartoon Style image, “Merry Christmas, Nathan!” in shiny chrome letters with snowy caps

A big, bright, funny cartoon scene in a snowy park: a wide-eyed, dorky metal-detecting enthusiast with exaggerated proportions, thick black outlines, and an energetic pose. He wears an oversized Santa hat, a candy-cane scarf, and a garish festive jumper patterned with tiny detector coils. He’s sweeping a candy-cane–striped metal detector over the snow, leaving swooshy motion lines. The detector blasts out bold, bubbly onomatopoeia text “BEEP! BEEP!” with sparkling starbursts and musical notes.

Under the coil, glinting just beneath the snow, are a shiny sleigh bell, a golden letter “N,” a snowflake-shaped key, and a foil-wrapped chocolate coin—little highlights pinging off each treasure. Nearby visual gags: a snowman with tin-can buttons and a magnet for a smile, a robin in earmuffs perched on the detector shaft, and a cheeky squirrel holding a tiny “X marks the spot” sign. A festive wooden sign half-buried in snow reads “No Sleigh Parking,” with a fresh beep mark beside it. Pine trees in the background are strung with twinkly lights and baubles; distant reindeer hoofprints loop past a glittery metal gift bow peeking from a drift.

Small extra text elements for humor:

- A sticker on the detector: “Certified Nice-List Detector”

- At the bottom in a small, playful line: “Beep the halls!”

Style notes: playful cartoon characters with exaggerated proportions, thick outlines, bright saturated reds/greens/icy blues with golden highlights, whimsical energy, chunky shading, crisp winter daylight, sparkles on metal, and a large, image-first composition with minimal text.

Generated with these themes: Metal detecting, Wanking, and .

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