Italian brainrot, and Christmas Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Italian brainrot, and Christmas Card
Description
At the top of the Surreal Style image, "Merry Christmas Edouard"
Dali-inspired, dreamlike and funny Christmas scene radiating Italian brainrot energy: a moonlit basil-green aurora ripples over a floating winter piazza made of marble and panettone, bordered by a marinara-red sea. Center stage, a candy-cane red Vespa-sleigh zips through Parmesan snowfall; Santa appears as a polished Roman statue with a velvet Santa cap, doing the classic pinched-fingers gesture, grinning. The sleigh is pulled by reindeer woven from spaghetti strands with meatball noses and olive-ornaments that jingle; their shadows stretch long and surreal across glossy olive-oil puddles. The Leaning Tower of Pisa sags like a melting candy cane wrapped in twinkle lights; a Colosseum snow globe glows like a wreath; gondolas carved from panettone drift on the sauce below. Overhead, a giant halo of spaghettified “thought-cloud” in the shape of a whimsical pasta-brain wears a tiny Santa hat, dripping warm golden light; mittened, floating pinched-hands orbit like planets, each holding a tiny steaming espresso as bells. Farfalle constellations sparkle, fusilli light strings curl across the sky, gelato-smooth textures, ethereal glow, saturated Christmas reds and greens, playful, witty, high detail, painterly surrealism. Render the top text in glossy candy-cane stripes with a soft golden halo; keep ample sky for readability.
At the bottom-right in small playful neon script: "This sleigh runs on espresso."
Generated with these themes: Italian brainrot, and .
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