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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Feb 10, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Feb 10, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Angry woman , Parked cars, and Christmas Card
Description
Hand-drawn illustration with fine linework, textured brush strokes, and a warm, expressive palette. Snowy dusk on a neighborhood street crammed with badly parked cars—one shamelessly straddling two spaces, another nosed into a driveway. Foreground: an angry woman in a red wool coat and Santa hat, cheeks flushed, jaw clenched, arms folded over a tinsel-wrapped parking cone; a wreath hangs from one hand like a cheeky no-parking symbol. Fairy lights drape between lampposts, windows glow amber, soft snow falls; slushy curb edges, tire tracks, and exhaust fog add gritty winter detail. Balanced composition with parked cars framing left and right, perspective pulling into the street; inked pen outlines with watercolor/gouache washes in cranberry red, pine green, teal shadows, and golden highlights; visible paper grain, dry-brush snow flecks, soft vignette. Include a small, handwritten caption at the bottom in white paint marker (one line): “Merry f*cking Christmas—now move your car.”
Generated with these themes: Angry woman , Parked cars, and .
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