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Kicking a childs ass Christmas Card

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Kicking a childs ass Christmas Card

Description

On the front of the Christmas greeting card, the scene is set in a snowy winter wonderland straight out of a Charles Schulz holiday special, but with a twist of Bill Watterson's humor. The foreground features a large, jovial snowman, reminiscent of Frosty, but with a mischievous glint in his coal eyes and a carrot nose that looks suspiciously like it's winking. Next to him, a cheeky reindeer, clearly inspired by a combination of Disney's playful animals and Gary Larson's eccentricities, is playfully attempting to kick a snowball in the shape of a child's behind, creating a comic reversal where the snow-child is sent comically tumbling, arms flailing, but with an exaggerated, cartoonish bounce.

In the background, an enchanting forest with trees draped in glistening snow stretches towards the horizon, echoing the detailed landscapes of Winsor McCay's dreams. Interspersed among the trees are tiny elves, styled in the vein of Osamu Tezuka's dynamic characters, busily decorating and hanging oversized baubles and twinkling lights that twinkle with a knowing wink to the audience.

Above this playful pandemonium, a sleigh sails across the starry sky, pulled by a team of enthusiastic, quirky reindeer that channel the slapstick humor of The Far Side. The banner trailing behind the sleigh boldly reads "Merry Christmas, Mr. Pond!" in bright, festive lettering, looped with garlands and tiny bells that jingle with movement. The sleigh itself is packed with comically large presents wrapped in vibrantly colored paper, some of which appear to be bursting open to reveal the beginnings of other misadventures.

Nestled in the corner of the card, a curious little hedgehog wearing a Santa hat peeks out from behind a bush, holding a tiny sign that reads, “Snow much fun, Mr. Pond!” – a final nod to the whimsical spirit captured in this scene.

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