At the top of the Watercolor Style image, "Merry Christmas Hubby"

At the bottom of the Watercolor Style image, "More bullish on us than Saylor on Bitcoin!"

In the center, paint a cozy, cute watercolor living room glowing with fairy lights and a softly lit tree decorated with golden Bitcoin ornaments and a garland of coffee beans. On a fluffy rug, his wife sits relaxed and smiling—light blonde bob hair, black trousers, a black hoodie with a stylized great white shark on the front, and charmingly bare feet—holding a steaming mug. Beside her, a mischievous black greyhound with a white chin, chest, tip of tail, and white feet gleefully tugs a wooden toilet roll holder, tissue unspooling like snow drifts across the floor. Perched like tiny carolers, three dapper crows in scarves sing from a small music stand labeled “Counting Crows.” Add two cute Komodo dragons in tiny Santa hats curled by a spill of coffee beans, playfully nudging the beans with their noses. Include a warm nod to Michael Saylor as a framed holiday portrait on the wall—Saylor in a Santa hat, holding a glittering Bitcoin bauble—and a cheeky spy silhouette peeking from behind the tree with a tag on a present reading “Jason Bourne.” Keep the palette soft and festive: pine greens, cranberry reds, honey-gold coin gleams, and cozy ambers, with delicate watercolor washes, subtle pigment blooms, and visible paper texture, leaving airy negative space around the headline and punchline in hand-painted brush lettering.

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