1980s Christmas , Mullets, and Christmas Card

Ultra‑high‑definition 4K photorealistic portrait, late‑1980s Christmas living room: wood‑paneled walls, shag carpet, metallic tinsel tree with oversized colored bulbs, crocheted stockings, spray‑snow on the window, a VHS camcorder on a tripod, a stack of labeled VHS tapes, scattered instant photos and wrapped gifts in bold geometric paper. Center frame: a family group portrait rocking extravagant 1980s mullets styled like mini Christmas trees—feathered height, tiny string lights woven through, tinsel garland, mini ornaments, each mullet topped with a little star clip. Matching loud 80s Christmas sweaters in red and green. Their golden retriever in front wears a tiny mullet wig and a tinsel collar. One parent theatrically plugs in an extension cord, making the hair lights glow; everyone mid‑laugh. Realistic skin and fabric textures, glittery tinsel sparkle, dust motes catching the light.

Camera and lighting: eye‑level 50mm lens, f/2.8, ISO 400, 1/125s; subtle bounced on‑camera flash mixed with warm tungsten tree lights; shallow depth of field with soft, colorful bokeh; natural shadows; gentle vintage 35mm film grain.

Color and mood: warm, cozy, saturated reds/greens with chrome‑and‑neon accents; playful and funny; true‑to‑life depth and detail.

Small caption: bottom‑center in retro 80s neon script, subtle glow, white with red outline — Merry Mullet‑mas! (single short line). No other text, no visible brand logos.

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