At the top of the Surreal Style image, "Happy Christmas Matt" hand-lettered in shimmering red-and-gold Gaudí-mosaic script, softly glowing with snow.

Dreamlike, Dali-inspired Spanish winterscape: a vast twilight salt flat that doubles as a rugby pitch, touchlines twinkling like tinsel. Center stage, a colossal rugby ball sculpted from salad—romaine, rocket, tomato halves, olives, cucumber ribbons—melting like a soft clock, vinaigrette drips forming glossy puddles shaped like tiny pound signs. A surreal scrum of players built from stacked lettuce heads and chorizo spirals in Santa hats shoves against a towering sterling £ coin on spindly, elongated stilt-legs; the coin sports a cheeky Dali moustache and a dusting of snow. Candy-cane uprights with a churro crossbar glow with fairy lights; sterling banknotes (stylized, with bold £ symbols) drift like snowflakes and curl into festive garlands along the touchline.

Spain nods everywhere: a Gaudí-esque mosaic Sagrada Família in the background, spires made of tapas plates and sliced peppers; long-legged flamenco flamingos as touch judges, clacking castanet-shaped pound coins; a suave bull assembled from black olives balancing a lettuce-stitched rugby ball on one horn. A referee paella pan blows a candy-cane whistle, scattering pomegranate “try” dots. Snow falls as grated manchego; ethereal rim lighting, long melting shadows, painterly textures, whimsical, witty, festive, high detail, otherworldly color palette of icy blues, golds, and Spain’s red and yellow.

At the bottom as a small, cheeky caption, add: “Feliz Navi-salad — Let it Scrum!”

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