Ultra‑high‑definition 4K photorealistic blue‑hour scene on a mirror‑slick desert salt flat (Bonneville‑style), accurate lighting, lifelike textures, rich depth of field. Midground: a candy‑cane painted top‑fuel dragster with massive slicks and wheelie bars, chrome gleaming with a frosty sheen, thin exhaust vapor drifting; the drag‑racing “Christmas Tree” starting light wrapped in tinsel and tiny ornaments casting warm bokeh. A sloth in a tiny Santa hat clings lazily to the dragster’s roll cage, nibbling a salted pretzel; a few pretzels rest on the nose cone. Foreground: two adults skinny‑dipping, seen from behind and waist‑deep in the shallow reflective water, wearing Santa hats; tasteful occlusion so no explicit nudity (bodies covered by water and a giant floating pretzel inflatable perfectly blocking their backsides), subtle ripples, breath mist in the cold air. Background: low dune silhouettes and sparse cacti wrapped in red‑and‑green fairy lights under a starry sky. Cinematic composition, 50mm lens look at f/2.8, soft moonlight vs warm festive lights, crisp reflections, natural skin tones, gentle lens flare, fine film grain. Small caption text at the bottom center: “Merry Stripmas—freeze your arse off.” in bold white with a thin red stroke and subtle drop shadow.

Generated with these themes: Sloths, drag racing, skinny dipping, pretzels, deserts, and .

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