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Tia Maria, drunken christmas Christmas Card

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  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Tia Maria, drunken christmas Christmas Card

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In the bustling living room of a cozy Victorian house, a riotous Christmas scene unfolds with a twist. The room is adorned with holly wreaths and twinkling fairy lights, casting a warm glow over the festive chaos. In the center of the scene, a jolly Santa Claus, looking slightly askew in his red suit, is attempting to balance on a stack of precariously piled presents, with a cheeky grin and a half-empty bottle of Tia Maria in hand. Next to him, a merry group of elves, dressed in vibrant green outfits with red stripes, are engaged in a clumsy dance, each holding a tiny glass of the same rich liqueur, spilling a bit as they sway to the faint sound of holiday jingles from an old phonograph. A nearby Christmas tree, flamboyantly decorated with oversized candy canes, shimmering tinsel, and an unexpected rubber chicken for a star topper, serves as a backdrop to the mischief. On the plush velvet sofa, a couple of giggling reindeer, complete with comically oversized antlers adorned with baubles, are snuggled together, noses slightly pink from perhaps too much eggnog. Scattered across the floor are colorful Christmas crackers, their contents—silly paper crowns and jokes—littered around in joyful disarray. Above the mantelpiece, where stockings bulge with unexpected shapes, hangs a large, old-fashioned clock, humorously stuck at 'happy hour.' The entire scene is bordered by intricate, Beardsley-inspired swirls of mistletoe and snowflakes, bringing an elegant, whimsical frame to the merry mayhem.

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