At the top of the image, “Merry Crisis—Strung up by Wankers, Twats & Puppets.”

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, photorealistic camera shot in a cozy, opulent Christmas living room at night. Foreground: a lush evergreen branch of a decorated tree. Hanging front-and-center are three hand-carved wooden marionette puppets with visible taut strings leading out of frame. The puppets are satirical and generic (no real human likeness), loosely evoking a bombastic American tycoon (navy suit, comically long red tie, swoop of golden-blond synthetic hair), a stern Eastern strongman (charcoal suit, maroon tie, close-cropped dark hair), and a pint-waving British populist (green wax jacket, purple-striped tie, tiny pint-of-ale ornament in hand). Keep faces simplified and caricatured—wooden varnish, minimal painted features—so they are clearly puppets, not portraits. The branch glitters with tinsel, gold baubles, and warm fairy lights; background falls into creamy bokeh: fireplace glow, stockings, wrapped gifts, and a faint snowy window. Make the puppet strings catch highlights like thin silver threads. No other visible text.

Camera and lighting: full-frame DSLR look, 50mm lens at f/1.8, ISO 200, 1/125s; shallow depth of field focusing sharply on the puppets and their lifelike textures (fine wood grain, fabric weave, tinsel sparkle). Mixed lighting: warm tungsten key from camera-left, cool moonlit rim from camera-right, soft practical fairy-light accents. High dynamic range, true-to-life color, rich depth.

Text styling: the single line above is the hero—large metallic red foil lettering with a subtle bevel and warm glow, centered near the top, slightly arced to echo the curve of the branch. Ensure strong contrast against the bokeh background. Color palette: deep evergreen, cranberry red, warm gold, cool winter blues. Clean, crisp, noise-free finish.

Generated with these themes: Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Nigel Farage, Wankers, Twats, Puppets, and .

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