Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photorealistic photograph, real camera look (Canon EOS R5, 50mm prime, f/1.8, ISO 400, 1/125s), shallow depth of field with rich, creamy bokeh. Scene: A cozy Christmas living room at night. At table height, a real LEGO Batman minifigure DJs behind a tiny LEGO turntable and mixer (glossy black platters, a batarang-shaped crossfader), Santa hat askew on his cowl, tiny headphones around his neck; one hand on the platter, the other in the air like he’s dropping a beat. Foreground props: a crystal rocks glass of gin and tonic with clinking ice, tonic bubbles, a lime wedge and a sprig of rosemary with a couple of cranberries; condensation dripping down the glass. Beside it, a small ceramic bowl of ridged crisps with a few crisps and salt crystals spilled on a warm wooden tabletop, showing tactile ridges and tiny crumbs. Background: a lush Christmas tree with warm fairy lights and tinsel creating golden bokeh orbs; a small disco-ball ornament casting soft sparkles; frosted window with hints of drifting snow outside. Lighting: accurate, cinematic warm tungsten from tree lights plus a cool moonlit rim, natural shadows, crisp micro-speculars on the LEGO plastic and glass, lifelike textures throughout. Color grading: rich but true-to-life holiday tones, high dynamic range, clean and punchy. Mood: funny, cheeky, festive. Add a small text caption, bottom-center, single short line in bold sans-serif, warm white with a gentle soft shadow: “Silent Knight? Not tonight.”

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