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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Feb 10, 2026
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Feb 10, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Fat 50 year old no beard fat white man with brown hair in a bowl cut, Leeds United Football Club , Wembley stadium , Losing, Gypsy curse, Fat fingers, One fat leg, and Crying Congratulations Card
Description
In a fantastical interpretation, an alien-like representation of a large, renowned football stadium circles around a portly, middle-aged Caucasian man with no beard, his brown hair in a unique bowl cut. He's clad in the uniform of a popular British football team, his face showing the deep sadness of failure, eyes full of tears. He stands awkwardly with one leg, strangely bloated, supporting his heavy body unevenly, suggesting a weird imbalance caused by a magic spell. Despite his overly chubby fingers incapable of agile celebration, they awkwardly wipe off his tears, applauding the strange victory that masks the poignant defeat.
Generated with these themes: Fat 50 year old no beard fat white man with brown hair in a bowl cut, Leeds United Football Club , Wembley stadium , Losing, Gypsy curse, Fat fingers, One fat leg, and Crying.
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