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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Fri, Feb 6, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Alien, and New Job Congratulations Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Mandell, you’ve officially been abducted... by gainful employment!"
- Illustration shows a cartoon alien spaceship hovering over a corporate office building, beaming Mandell up with a tractor beam — instead of fear, Mandell is grinning, holding a briefcase, a coffee mug that says “World’s Best Human Hire,” and wearing a business suit over sparkly alien legs.
- A bunch of green aliens in tiny ties cheer and hold signs like “Welcome to the Intergalactic 9 to 5!” and “Now taking coffee breaks in space.”
- One alien in glasses is showing Mandell the employee handbook titled “How to Crush It on Earth.”
- The Earth is seen in the distance with a “Congrats Mandell!” banner stretched across the planet.
Generated with these themes: Alien, and New Job.
Made with ❤️ by AI.
