At the top of the image, "When your egg gets invited to a modern art exhibit... and actually steals the show."

– Center the composition around a highly detailed, traditional Ukrainian pysanka egg, painted in vivid symmetrical patterns with delicate gold leaf accents.

– The egg sits regally in an overly ornate Fabergé-style pedestal stand — jewel-encrusted, absurdly over-the-top, with velvet cushioning and gold trim.

– The backdrop is a surreal modern art gallery space: a stark white room filled with confusing and hilarious art installations — like a giant banana duct-taped to a wall, a chrome balloon shaped like a rubber ducky, and a rotating cube made of jelly beans.

– The lighting is dramatic and gallery-style, casting polished shadows and creating an exaggerated sense of importance around the egg.

– A small gallery placard near the base reads: “Eggistential Symbolism in the Post-Yolk Era.”

– The whole scene looks like a dead-serious, professional art photo... until you really take in the ridiculous contrast of old-world craft and modern absurdity.

Generated with these themes: elaborate Ukrainian egg sitting in an ornate base in a surreal modern art backdrop.

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