Food, Playing Guitar, Meth, Liqour, and Pussy Easter Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Food, Playing Guitar, Meth, Liqour, and Pussy Easter Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Aaron, you absolute yolk—shredding riffs and scrambled dreams this Easter!"
Image Prompt (Surreal Realistic Photograph Style):
- In a strange, sun-drenched Easter meadow where nothing seems quite real, a giant chocolate bunny plays an electric guitar made entirely of candied bacon, sparks flying as it rocks out beside a puddle of glittering maple syrup.
- Aaron (a cat-headed man in a pastel velvet blazer) lounges in a neon-lit, cracked eggshell bathtub overflowing with colorful marshmallow chicks, stroking a kitten on his lap while holding a tiny crystal bottle marked “Liquid Brunch” in gold gothic font.
- Nearby, a roast ham levitates mid-air, glowing and slowly spinning as gospel-singing peeps (tiny, anthropomorphic) hover around it, haloed by soft beams of jellybean-colored light.
- The grass is sprouting cocktail olives, and on the horizon, a candy-corn moon glows down on a stage where a gospel band made of giant gummy bears rocks out alongside sugar-cube amplifiers.
Mood: Surreal, oddly glamorous and whimsical, slightly chaotic, cheeky and irreverent — an Easter acid dream captured with photographic realism.
Generated with these themes: Food, Playing Guitar, Meth, Liqour, and Pussy.
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