At the top of the image, "Susan, you've seen more pupils than a classroom – now go neck-deep in retirement, giraffe-style!"

- The cartoon features a tall, cheeky orange giraffe wearing a light navy-blue optician’s blouse and dark navy skirt, accessorized with stylish dark red glasses, mimicking Susan’s look.

- The giraffe stands proudly in a Boots Opticians store, towering over the eye chart which reads "R E T I R E M E N T" in descending letters.

- She’s adjusting glasses on a startled penguin patient seated in the exam chair.

- Next to her, a cardboard sign reads “SALE: One Legendary Optical Assistant – Includes Bonus Boobage & Sass”.

- Behind the giraffe, a party banner dangles from the shelves that says “Specs, Sass & So Long!” in vibrant orange lettering.

- The background pops with bold orange accents—streamers, balloons, and celebratory confetti—matching Susan’s favourite colour.

- One of the lenses in the giraffe's held-up glasses reflects a cheeky image of a beach and a cocktail.

Bottom of the image text: “Boots will never fill your blouse, but at least now, your days will come into sharper focus!”

Generated with these themes: Favourite colour orange, Favourite animal giraffe , Retiring optical assistant within Boots opticians , Uniform light navy blue blouse, dark navy skirt, Wears dark red glasses, has grey short bob cut hair, Big boobs, and .

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