At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Edgar — System: Checked Out"

At the bottom of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Data says: you were the energy drink behind our coffee and spreadsheets."

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, photorealistic, documentary-style shot inside a late-night convenience store. Eye-level perspective across the checkout counter. Crisp, lifelike textures; accurate fluorescent lighting with a warm coffee-glow accent; shallow depth of field for rich bokeh down the aisles.

Scene:

- Foreground: A cluttered checkout counter. A thermal receipt printer spills an absurdly long tape printed with spreadsheet grids, formulas, and tiny charts, curling across the counter like a data stream. A barcode scanner’s red beam passes over a paper cup labeled “Deploy,” and next to it an open energy drink can with a sticky note that reads “Ctrl+Alt+Depart.” A small desk sign reads “Systems Ops” but styled like a price tag.

- Midground: A POS screen displays a clean interface that reads “Checked Out: Edgar” and “System Transfer Complete,” with a tiny pie chart icon. Nearby, a laptop with a spreadsheet dashboard shows colorful line graphs trending upward. A neatly stacked pile of coffee beans sits in a jar marked “Fuel.”

- Background: Aisles lined with generic energy drink cans on one side and a gleaming coffee station on the other. Shelf tags mimic spreadsheet cells (A1, B2, C3), and a freezer door has a fogged-over glass graph arrow sketched with a finger. A small sign overhead says “Systems” above neatly bundled cables in clear jars, like snacks for IT pros.

- Humor details: A loyalty card on the counter titled “Data Points” with a punch-stamped grid; a tiny POST-IT on the POS frame that says “Esc to Exit”; a box labeled “Migrating… please wait” filled with cables and a farewell mug.

Text styling:

- Top headline and bottom punchline in bold, clean white sans-serif with a subtle drop shadow for readability against the store scene.

Camera and lighting:

- Shot on a 35mm lens, f/2.8, ISO 400, 1/60s; cool overhead fluorescents balanced by warm coffee station underlights; soft reflections on polished counter; sharp focus on the counter objects, gradual blur into the aisles. No visible brand logos.

Generated with these themes: Systems, convenience store, data, spreadsheets, energy drink, coffee, and .

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