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Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, true-to-life, camera-taken photograph of a funny 1970s office farewell scene. A warm, wood-paneled break room drenched in mustard, avocado-green, and burnt-orange tones: macramé plant hangers, a glowing lava lamp, a corkboard dotted with Polaroids, striped ceramic mugs, a rotary phone, and a fondue pot on a speckled Formica table. A retro party banner droops awkwardly as if the celebration just got cancelled; confetti and streamers litter the floor. Four coworkers in classic 70s outfits—flared trousers, wide-lapel suits, big collars and ties, oversized round glasses, feathered hair and sideburns—are mid-groan with exaggerated “ugh” faces, arms folded, party blowers unblown, playfully embodying comic moaning at the news. On the table, a sheet cake with orangey frosting shows a clumsily smeared patch, like someone erased a word at the last minute. Lifelike textures on polyester, wood grain, icing, and paper; rich depth of field with the group sharply in focus and the background softly blurred. Warm tungsten office lighting with a touch of on-camera flash for a 70s snapshot vibe; subtle film grain. Shot at eye level on a 50mm lens, f/2.8, ISO 200. Top title text in bold retro 70s bubble lettering (burnt-orange and cream, soft drop shadow) matching the scene’s palette. Add one small cheeky line of text as part of the scene: a tiny handwritten sticky note on the cake box that reads, “Cue the moaning.”

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