At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, Sorry you're not actually leaving

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, lifelike 1970s office farewell scene in a funny mood. Full-bleed, portrait orientation. Render the headline in bold, groovy 70s typography (chunky cream letters with a soft orange drop shadow), slightly warped like vinyl sleeve art, clean and legible over the scene.

Setting: a late-70s open-plan office—walnut wood paneling, amber glass partitions, mustard swivel chairs, avocado-green rotary phone, typewriter, macramé plant hanger, lava lamp on a beige filing cabinet, sunburst wall clock. Burnt orange, mustard, avocado, and walnut browns dominate.

Action: a suddenly cancelled farewell. Confetti mid-air and streamers drooping, party poppers dangling. A disco ball hangs from a fluorescent fixture. Coworkers in authentic 70s attire—flared trousers, paisley shirts, wide lapels, vests; big round glasses, sideburns, moustaches, afros and feathered hair—caught mid-moan: exaggerated sighs, eye-rolls, slumped shoulders, hands on hips, lips in a comic “ugh.” One person sheepishly lowers a cake; another gently stops a record player with a vinyl still spinning. The “not-leaving” subject stands center, shrugging with an apologetic half-smile.

Camera and light: shot on a 35mm lens at f/2.8, shallow depth of field with creamy bokeh; crisp focus on the central cluster of moaning coworkers. Warm tungsten overhead mixed with soft daylight through venetian blinds, casting subtle striped shadows. True-to-life skin and fabric textures, realistic reflections on glossy plastics, subtle period-accurate film grain, rich depth of field. No modern tech or brand logos.

At the bottom of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, a small cheeky caption in a subtle retro label: Guess we’ll keep enjoying your moan-ologues.

Generated with these themes: 70s, Moaning, and .

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