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Favourite colour orange, Favourite animal giraffe , Retiring optical assistant within Boots opticians , Uniform light navy blue blouse, dark navy skirt, Wears dark red glasses, has grey short bob cut hair, Big boobs, and Farewell Card

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12/19/2025

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Favourite colour orange, Favourite animal giraffe , Retiring optical assistant within Boots opticians , Uniform light navy blue blouse, dark navy skirt, Wears dark red glasses, has grey short bob cut hair, Big boobs, and Farewell Card

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12/19/2025

Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Favourite colour orange, Favourite animal giraffe , Retiring optical assistant within Boots opticians , Uniform light navy blue blouse, dark navy skirt, Wears dark red glasses, has grey short bob cut hair, Big boobs, and Farewell Card

Description

**Prompt for the Image:**

At the top of the cartoon image: *“Susan, you’ve officially retired from specs and into necks!”*

A quirky cartoon scene shows a tall, fabulous giraffe (favourite animal) with a sassy smirk and big red glasses, wearing a tiny light navy blue blouse and dark navy skirt, clearly way too small and button-straining in the chest area (just like Susan’s old uniform!). The giraffe is holding a miniature optician’s eye test chart with letters that spell “T-I-M-E-4-N-A-P-S.”

Behind the giraffe, there's an orange confetti explosion (favourite colour) and a Boots Opticians sign flipping over to “Gone to pasture – permanently.” Another giraffe colleague is peeking out the shop window, waving a tissue dramatically while trying to balance a tray of glasses.

The retiring giraffe struts off into a sunset – which, naturally, is a gradient of fabulous oranges – dragging a wheeled suitcase filled with biscuits, giant red spectacles, and a “Retired & Ready to Refocus” mug.

Funny details throughout like an eye chart with random letters spelling “NO MO MONDAYS,” and a line of customers looking panicked, with one shouting, “Who will adjust my nose pads now?!”

Generated with these themes: Favourite colour orange, Favourite animal giraffe , Retiring optical assistant within Boots opticians , Uniform light navy blue blouse, dark navy skirt, Wears dark red glasses, has grey short bob cut hair, Big boobs, and .

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