**Image Prompt (Realistic Photograph Style):**

At the top of the realistic photograph image, text reads:

**"Happy Retirement, Grandad – May your cabbages grow faster than your exit!"**

The image features a hyper-realistic, sun-drenched allotment with neatly sectioned vegetable plots in the foreground — carrots peeking out like spies, and a courgette that suspiciously looks like it skipped arm day. The centerpiece is an old wooden shed decorated with cheeky farewell graffiti like “Gone to seed!” and “Off the clock, into the compost!”

In front of the shed, a man resembling Grandad lounges gloriously in a creaky wooden rocking chair. He's sporting flamboyant old-fashioned attire — suspenders, trousers tucked into muddy socks, a waistcoat with mysterious gardening patches, and an exaggeratedly large straw hat just like Monkey D. Luffy from One Piece (but with a “Pirate of the Pub Garden” pin). He holds a beer bottle triumphantly aloft like he’s discovered treasure.

Scattered around him are humorous garden-themed signs like:

- "Weed it and weep – I'm gone!"

- "Official Gnome in Residence"

- "Lettuce celebrate!"

- "Rooting for you... from my hammock"

- "No more early risin’, just early raisins"

- "R.I.P. Alarm Clock (2002–2024)"

- "Onion rings > Wedding rings now"

- "Peas out!"

- "Compost happens"

- "From deadlines to breadlines – homemade only"

A curious gnome nearby holds a tiny banner reading: "Thanks for all the thyme!"

Sunlight glints off the beer bottle and glows behind the rocking Grandad like a gardening deity bidding a glorious goodbye to working life.

Generated with these themes: aAn allotment with a shed and a man sitting in a rocking chair wearing old fashioned clothing and a straw hat like from one piece drinking a beer with atleast 10 jokes.

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