Favourite colour orange, Favourite animal giraffe , Retiring optical assistant within Boots opticians , Uniform light navy blue blouse, dark navy skirt, Wears dark red glasses, has grey short bob cut hair, Big boobs, and Farewell Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/24/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/24/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Favourite colour orange, Favourite animal giraffe , Retiring optical assistant within Boots opticians , Uniform light navy blue blouse, dark navy skirt, Wears dark red glasses, has grey short bob cut hair, Big boobs, and Farewell Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Susan, you’ve seen more specs than a giraffe’s had snacks – now it’s time to retire with style and neck-strain!"
- In the center of the image, depict a tall, cartoon giraffe wearing a light navy-blue optician's blouse and dark navy skirt, with exaggerated dark red glasses perched low on its long nose.
- The giraffe has a fabulous short grey bob wig, cheekily matching Susan’s hairstyle, and is bending over a tiny optician's counter, attempting to hand over an enormous magnifying glass to a confused customer.
- Surrounding the giraffe are humorous little signs like "Retirement Clearance – 50% Off Frames and Responsibility!" and "Warning: May Nap at Any Moment."
- The background is a bright and cheerful orange – Susan's favorite color – with cheeky little cartoon glasses flying through the air like confetti.
- A Boots Opticians sign in the background now says "Boops Opticians" in a cheeky wink to her infamous bosom.
- Include a small cartoon character (maybe a googly-eyed glasses case) waving with a tissue, looking heartbroken.
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