At the top of the image, "Steve, you're trading WiFi for WiFind – off to detect metal... and maybe yourself!"

- Create a whimsical cartoon-style illustration set in a sunny field by the coast, with a comically-decked out van parked crookedly near a signpost that reads “Adventure This Way →”.

- Steve (drawn with exaggerated enthusiasm and cargo shorts overloaded with random objects) is waving one arm and holding a metal detector in the other, which is pinging loudly over a suspiciously glittery rock.

- A trail of snack wrappers and socks leads from the open van door, and a seagull is trying to fly off with Steve’s underwear.

- Nearby, a grumpy squirrel in sunglasses is manning a mini “Detector Rental & Fortune Telling” booth.

- A faded sticker on the van reads “Gone Diggin’, Be Back Never”.

Generated with these themes: Van life, Metal detecting, and .

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