At the top of the image, "Happy Father’s Day! May your shots be straight, your kicks sublime, and your glass never go to VAR!"

- Illustrate a surreal, dreamlike soccer pitch that floats in mid-air, surrounded by a soft, twilight sky filled with oversized whiskey stones orbiting like planets.

- The field is made of swirling marbled oak, mimicking whiskey casks, with goalposts made of twisting copper distillery pipes.

- In place of a soccer ball, there's a giant, swirling amber whiskey droplet levitating above the center spot, with tiny cleats marching across it like ants.

- A squad of dapper armchairs with mustaches and monocles is playing an intense match, one diving dramatically into a whiskey tumbler as if scoring a goal.

- All around, tiny referee birds blow whistles shaped like corks, while a jubilant glass decanter in a coach's tracksuit tosses ice cubes like confetti.

Generated with these themes: Soccer, Whiskey, and .

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