At the top of the image, "Phil, you're not old—you're just stuck in first gear 'cause the clutch is emotional!"

- Illustrate a humorous racing pit stop scene with a grumpy, overworked pit crew of cartoon snails in racing helmets frantically trying to fix a comically small go-kart that’s smoking and falling apart.

- One snail is dramatically waving a tiny spanner, while another holds up a traffic cone labeled "Phil’s Midlife Turbo Zone."

- The racetrack loops into a spiraling, unnecessary roundabout in the background, labeled “Route to Dad Bod Glory.”

- Add playful signs around the scene that read “Pit Stop for Snacks,” “Check Oil… and Joints,” and “Free Wi-Fi, Bring Tools.”

- Keep the style light, exaggerated, and cartoonish, full of racing puns and joyful chaos.

Generated with these themes: Cars, and Racing.

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