Fat Man with bikini and broken teeth, Dachshund with the word Doti on collar, Grilled parrot, and Fathers-day Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/18/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.

2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/18/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Fat Man with bikini and broken teeth, Dachshund with the word Doti on collar, Grilled parrot, and Fathers-day Card
Description
At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, FÜR DICH TROY
Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photograph with accurate lighting, lifelike textures, and rich depth of field, capturing a true-to-life scene. Realistic, rude, cheeky Father’s Day vibe.
Scene: A sunlit suburban backyard cookout in late afternoon golden light. Center frame: a heavyset, middle‑aged dad proudly posing in a too-tight, gaudy floral bikini (top and bottom), socks and sandals, holding stainless-steel grill tongs in one hand and a beer in the other. He’s mid-laugh, mouth open to clearly show crooked, broken teeth; sweaty sun-glow on his belly, chest hair visible. The expression says “unearned confidence,” playfully crass, not sexual.
To his side, a shiny stainless BBQ grill with a whole grilled parrot on the grate: iridescent green-blue bird, visibly cooked with crisped, charred edges and bold grill marks, brushed glaze, a few lemon slices and herbs, and thin curls of smoke rising. Make it look like outrageous BBQ fare, appetizingly roasted but not gory.
At his feet: a short-haired black-and-tan dachshund looking up eagerly at the parrot, a thin drool strand for comic effect. The dog wears a brown leather collar with a clear, prominently legible name on the strap: Doti. Make “Doti” easy to read.
Background: slightly blurred bokeh of a messy backyard—inflatable kiddie pool, skewers on a side table, tie-shaped napkins, mustache-shaped balloons, sun-bleached lawn chairs. No extra text anywhere in the scene.
Camera and look: Full-frame DSLR feel, 50mm prime, f/1.8 shallow depth of field, ISO 200, 1/500s. Warm rim light on the dad’s belly and shoulders, soft fill to reveal skin texture and fabric details. Natural color, slightly punchy contrast. Composition from a slightly low, candid angle that includes the man, the grill with the parrot, and the dachshund in the lower foreground. Crisp, pore-level detail on skin, realistic fabric textures, shiny metal reflections, and soft fur detail.
Add a small, cheeky caption at the bottom center in bold, clean sans-serif: Heißer Grill, heißeres Desaster.
No other text besides the top line, the bottom caption, and “Doti” on the collar.
Generated with these themes: Fat Man with bikini and broken teeth, Dachshund with the word Doti on collar, Grilled parrot, and .
Made with ❤️ by AI.