Drinking piss, Crusty socks , AIDS infested syringes , People called adolf , Tennis , His mother (milf) , and Fathers-day Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/17/2025
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/17/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Drinking piss, Crusty socks , AIDS infested syringes , People called adolf , Tennis , His mother (milf) , and Fathers-day Card
Description
At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, "Harry (pig) — Father’s Day champ of chaos!"
At the bottom of the image, "Serve an ace, sip a beer, bin the crusty socks."
Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD photograph, golden-hour backyard tennis court. Shallow depth of field (50mm, f/2.8), natural warm backlight with realistic bokeh. In the foreground, a scuffed tennis racquet leans on a weathered bench piled with gnarly, crusty gym socks; beside it, a cooler beaded with condensation and a tipped beer bottle forming a small amber puddle on the green court surface. Mid-ground, a pig-shaped charcoal grill gives off a faint wisp of smoke; scattered tennis balls near a slightly sagging net; a cheeky flip scoreboard reading “DAD 40 — LIFE 0.” Lifelike textures: fuzzy tennis felt, frayed wristbands, worn leather grip, fabric fibers on socks, condensation droplets on bottles. Color grade warm and punchy; deep shadows and crisp highlights. Compose for text: top line large, bold, white condensed sans-serif with a soft black drop shadow; bottom line slightly smaller, centered near the baseline area. Keep vibe irreverent and cheeky, realistic camera look, no logos, no gore, no explicit fluids, no drugs, no hate symbols.
Generated with these themes: Drinking piss, Crusty socks , AIDS infested syringes , People called adolf , Tennis , His mother (milf) , and .
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