At the top of the image, "Alex, your tactical skills in dodging dirty diapers are nothing short of Call of Doodie!"

- In the center of the illustration, show a cartoon-style scene of a battlefield littered with baby bottles, pacifiers, and overturned laundry baskets.

- A pair of camo-clad toy soldiers are hunkered behind a giant couch cushion “barricade,” peeking out as plush teddies parachute in from above.

- An oversized baby monitor towers in the background like a communication tower, emitting dramatic soundwave icons with “WAAAAH!” in comic-style bursts.

- Instead of bullets, toy nerf darts and mashed peas fly through the air.

- Include a dog in full tactical gear stealing a sock and sprinting off, mid-mission.

Generated with these themes: Modern warfare .

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