Family fighting an army of pig monsters from Zelda. The wife looks like betty page, the husband is a brunette with beard and glasses, short messy hair. The youngest is a two year old with blond hair in a curly mullet. the other son is a 5 yr old with brown hair and camo pants on. they all have rainbow swords. Mothers-day Card

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Materials & Packing

  • Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
  • Comes with a Kraft Envelope

Description

At the top of the image, "T, Nothing says 'Mother's Day' like slaying pig monsters with your rainbow-wielding crew!"

— The scene is a realistic photograph-style action snapshot: A suburban front yard turned fantasy battlefield under a cloudy twilight sky. The family is mid-battle, striking fierce (and slightly ridiculous) warrior poses as they face off against a stampede of terrifying-yet-goofy Moblins (pig monsters from Zelda).

— The wife (Betty Page lookalike in 50s pin-up battle gear) is leading the charge, wielding a shimmering rainbow sword high above her head. Her heels are stylish, but somehow combat-effective.

— The husband (a bespectacled brunette with a scruffy beard and wild hair) is heroically defending the mailbox, dual-wielding rainbow blades, yelling something incoherent about taxes.

— The 5-year-old in camo pants is mounted atop a pink plastic tricycle, charging valiantly toward a moblin with his rainbow sword like a pint-sized Mad Max.

— The two-year-old with a curly blonde mullet is joyfully gnawing on his rainbow sword handle, seated in a wagon being dragged through the battlefield with blissful oblivion.

— Rainbow sparkles and sparkler trails swirl from the swords with exaggerated, chaotic energy as pigs fly (literally) overhead.

— Scattered around the battlefield are signs of a ruined brunch: mimosas tipped over, heart-shaped waffles smashed in the chaos, and a crumpled “Happy Mother’s Day” banner tangled in the shrubbery.

Generated with these themes: Family fighting an army of pig monsters from Zelda. The wife looks like betty page, the husband is a brunette with beard and glasses, short messy hair. The youngest is a two year old with blond hair in a curly mullet. the other son is a 5 yr old with brown hair and camo pants on. they all have rainbow swords..

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