At the top of the image, "Straight outta the womb and drafted by the New York Grizzlies!"

- In the center of the image, depict a realistic photograph-style newborn baby with an exaggeratedly wrinkly, squishy face (adorably ugly) wearing a full-sized American football helmet that keeps slipping down over its tiny eyes.

- The baby is lying on a turf football field at night under stadium lights, wrapped in a blanket that has a printed map of New York City streets on it.

- Around the baby are oversized foam fingers, half-deflated footballs, and a spilled coffee cup labeled “Decaf for Mom, please.”

- One tiny baby hand is raised in the air as if signaling a touchdown.

- At the bottom of the image, add: "Small but mighty—already making fumbles adorable!"

Generated with these themes: Ugly, Football, and New yyork.

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