**Prompt:**

A realistic, high-resolution photograph of a grumpy, wrinkly newborn baby dressed in a hilariously oversized New York Jets football uniform — the helmet sliding over one eye and the jersey pooling around their tiny body. The baby is sitting on a football field in the Bronx, with the Manhattan skyline in the distance and a hot dog vendor cart inexplicably on the sidelines. Confetti is falling, as if the baby just won the Super Bowl, and two pigeons in referee shirts argue nearby. The whole scene is playfully absurd yet charming — capturing the chaos, pride, and joy of welcoming a “true New Yorker” to the team.

Generated with these themes: Ugly, Football, and New yyork.

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