**Prompt:**

A realistic photograph of a hilariously grumpy newborn baby swaddled in an oversized, old-school, ugly New York football jersey—complete with drool stains and shoulder pads way too big. The baby is lying in a makeshift crib fashioned out of a pizza box, surrounded by tiny foam fingers, hot dog wrappers, and a miniature football helmet sliding off their tiny head. The setting is a cluttered New York apartment living room with a view of the Empire State Building out the window, and a flat-screen TV in the background frozen on a sports game replay. Add dramatic lighting to give the whole scene a mock-serious, high-stakes vibe—like the baby just got drafted to the team of life and isn’t thrilled about it.

Generated with these themes: Ugly, Football, and New yyork.

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