At the top of the image, "Justin, welcome to parenthood—your tiny moose calf has arrived, and it's a full-on maple syrup emergency!"

- Illustration should show a hilariously over-the-top Canadian wilderness scene: a cartoon baby wrapped in flannel plaid, riding on the back of a beaming, oversized moose. The moose is wearing baby booties and holding a baby bottle filled with maple syrup.

- Snow gently falls from above while Mounties, hockey players, and a casually lounging beaver all toast with Tim Hortons coffee cups in the background.

- A loony goose in a diaper flies overhead dragging a tiny banner that reads "Eh+1!"

- Trees in the background are decked with bunting reading “Mini Mountie Has Arrived!”

- Everything is cheerful, bright, and absurdly Canadian—like the North Pole and a baby shower had a hilarious collision in a maple forest.

Generated with these themes: Over the top Canadian .

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