At the top of the image, "Welcome to the world, kid — you’ve already fumbled into Giants territory!"

– Show a realistic photograph of a hilariously "ugly-cute" newborn baby swaddled in an oversized, vintage New York Giants football jersey, sloppily pulled over a beanie-covered head.

– The baby is cradled awkwardly in a greasy hot dog vendor’s arms on a bustling Manhattan sidewalk.

– Pigeons scatter in the background while a yellow cab zooms past, splashing a nearby “Congratulations, It’s a Boy!” sign propped on the curb.

– A confused-looking tourist takes a selfie nearby with the baby photobombing in true Big Apple style.

– Make the lighting slightly over-dramatic like a cheesy sports ad—think dramatic shadows, misty hot dog steam swirling around, giving the whole image a ridiculous grandeur.

Generated with these themes: Ugly, Football, and New yyork.

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