Basketball, and Semen Sympathy Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Basketball, and Semen Sympathy Card
Description
**Image Prompt:**
At the top of the cartoon image, "Bear… not every missed shot is your fault!"
Cartoon-style illustration: A sad, anthropomorphic basketball lying on a doctor's examination table, draped modestly in a gown, looking nervous. A smiling, cartoon sperm cell (complete with a headband and tiny sneakers) is leaping heroically toward a basketball hoop mounted above a tissue box. The hoop has a little “No Entry” sign dangling from the rim. A sympathetic cartoon doctor (maybe a giraffe in a lab coat for extra whimsy) is holding up an X-ray that clearly shows the sperm mid-jump with the ball slipping through slippery fingers. On the wall behind them, a “Fertility League Rankings” chart shows Bear’s name slipping in the standings, but a caption underneath reads: “Still a MVP – Most Valuable Partner.”
The mood is light-hearted, playful, and designed to gently acknowledge a tough subject (fertility struggles) with cheeky sports puns and supportive visual humor.
Generated with these themes: Basketball, and Semen.
Made with ❤️ by AI.