Basketball, and Semen Sympathy Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Basketball, and Semen Sympathy Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Bear, sometimes life rebounds harder than your swimmers in a full-court press!"
- Illustrate a cartoon-style basketball court mid-game, but instead of regular players, goofy anthropomorphic sperm cells (with headbands and tiny sneakers) are frantically dribbling, shooting, and crashing into each other.
- One particularly tired-looking sperm is face-planted under the hoop with a tiny towel, while the scoreboard humorously reads “Hope: 0 – Reality: 69.”
- In the background, a coach-like figure (a human-sized egg wearing a whistle) is holding a clipboard and looking mildly unimpressed.
- Keep the tone cheeky but light-hearted and playful, aimed at providing comic relief during a tough time.
Generated with these themes: Basketball, and Semen.
Made with ❤️ by AI.
