At the top of the image, "Wife, your eyes aren't getting worse… the cat actually did eat the car keys this time."

- Create a whimsical, cartoon-style illustration: A cross-eyed, frazzled cartoon wife wearing mismatched socks is on her hands and knees with a magnifying glass, squinting under the sofa.

- Beside her, a smug-looking cat with oversized, guilty-looking eyes is proudly perched on a keyring, its tail smugly curled.

- A speech bubble from the wife says, "Well, at least I *think* that’s the cat…"

- Add small background elements like upturned glasses, a dropped eye chart, and other everyday objects she’s clearly been squinting at wrong.

- The colors are bright but comforting, with soft purples, warm yellows, and cheeky pastel accents.

Generated with these themes: eyes worse.

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