Basketball, and Semen Sympathy Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Basketball, and Semen Sympathy Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Bear, sorry life’s been dribbling in all the wrong directions!"
- In the center of the image, illustrate a cartoon-style basketball court where a giant sperm—complete with headband and sweatbands—is mid-air attempting a slam dunk. Meanwhile, a group of confused, tiny basketballs watch from the bench, whispering, “We were never taught THAT play.”
- One basketball is holding a clipboard that reads: "Reproductive Game Plan: Oops!"
- The background includes a cheerleader egg holding a sign that says, “Go Team Fertility!”
- At the bottom of the image, add: "Hope you rebound soon… you’ve still got game, buddy!"
Generated with these themes: Basketball, and Semen.
Made with ❤️ by AI.
