Basketball, and Semen Sympathy Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/12/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Basketball, and Semen Sympathy Card
Description
**Prompt:**
At the top of the cartoon image: *Bear, Sorry Life Dunked On You (And Missed the Tissue Shot…)*
A cartoon basketball court scene. In the center, a sperm cell wearing a headband and basketball shorts is mid-air, dramatically slam-dunking itself toward a giant tissue box acting as the basketball hoop—but it's clearly missing the target and hitting the rim instead, with a big “BONK!” cartoon sound effect. Below, a crowd of sperm on the bleachers (all with shocked expressions) watches in disbelief, while one holds up a foam finger that says "#1 Shot". A scoreboard in the background reads “Fertility League: Bear 0 – Life 1”.
Overall style: Wacky cartoon art, bright colors, exaggerated expressions. Think vintage sports mascots meets school health class diagrams—but funnier.
Generated with these themes: Basketball, and Semen.
Made with ❤️ by AI.
