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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Wed, Feb 4, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Wed, Feb 4, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Leaving hospital after having surgery making them a cyborg Sympathy Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Fluffy, fresh out of surgery and already 67% titanium sass!"
- Depict a hilarious cartoon scene where Fluffy, a wide-eyed, fuzzy character with bandages and metallic upgrades, is strutting triumphantly out of a hospital exit door.
- One arm has clearly been replaced with a toaster (toaster slots smoking slightly), while one eye is a glowing red laser scope.
- A flustered nurse in the background is chasing after them with a clipboard, shouting "Wait, you weren’t supposed to keep the X-ray machine!"
- Fluffy's hospital gown flaps open slightly in the wind as they walk off determinedly toward the sunset, leaving bolts and springs trailing behind them like confetti.
- Include cheeky little get-well balloons hovering around that read "404: Pain Not Found" and "Built Stronger, Sassier, Faster."
Generated with these themes: Leaving hospital after having surgery making them a cyborg.
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