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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Thu, Feb 5, 2026
💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Thu, Feb 5, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Eyes worse Sympathy Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Wife, your vision may be blurry—but your sarcasm’s still 20/20!"
- Illustrate a comical cartoon scene: A woman (Wife) sitting at an optometrist’s office, peering skeptically through a giant pair of ridiculously thick glasses.
- One lens shows a blurry blob, the other zooms in on a cat wearing a top hat sipping tea.
- The eye chart behind her reads "I C U N O T" in big letters, then below it: “BLINK TWICE FOR WINE.”
- She’s holding a sympathy card herself, upside down.
- A comforting golden retriever beside her wears matching specs and a shirt that says “Seeing you through this.”
- Light pastel background for warmth, but peppered with humorous little hidden eye puns (e.g. tiny eyeballs replacing flower centers in the wallpaper pattern).
Generated with these themes: eyes worse.
Made with ❤️ by AI.
