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Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Mar 17, 2026
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💰 2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Earliest delivery (ordering now):
Tue, Mar 17, 2026
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
So it's valentines.... fuck it and fuck you Valentines-day Card
Description
Front and center, a large, whimsically-detailed heart shape dominates the card, drawn in an expressive and slightly chaotic style reminiscent of Quentin Blake's spirited line work. This heart, though traditional in form, is playfully fractured, like a cracked porcelain vase, with visible jagged lines and whimsical doodles spiraling out from the fissures.
Emerging from the cracks, a variety of humorous elements spill forth. On the left, a cheeky, cartoonish cupid with a mischievous grin is sitting cross-legged, holding a bow with an arrow that appears to have a boxing glove at its tip instead of the usual heart. The cupid is detailed in a style that recalls Edward Gorey’s attention to line detail, yet infused with vibrant pastel colors - a mix of pinks, blues, and purples.
On the right, a small, exaggerated cartoon devil, with tiny horns and a flicking tail, is holding a miniature pitchfork that is playfully prodding at a bouquet of slightly wilted roses. The devil is shaded in a rich, dark red with comical features that seem to pop out from the page, reminiscent of Arthur Rackham’s playful character expressions.
Beneath this central heart, in an audacious font reminiscent of Aubrey Beardsley's dramatic, flowing text, are the words "So it's Valentine's..." Each letter is entwined with tiny hand-drawn vines, and sporadically interspersed with exaggerated, humorous thorns.
The background is a richly detailed scene, reminiscent of Maxfield Parrish's use of luminous color. A sweeping, exaggerated vista of fluffy clouds in sunset hues stretches across the sky, with hints of golden light creating an ethereal glow. Interwoven through these clouds, cartoon characters shaped like traditional valentines chocolates are plummeting downward in slow motion, parachutes emblazoned with comic 'thumbs-down' symbols floating behind them.
Lastly, in the bottom corner, in a smaller, rebellious font with a twist of sarcasm, reads "fuck it and fuck you," set against a scroll of parchment that looks intentionally aged and tattered, a nod to the classic illustrative style of Gustave Doré, providing a cheeky twist to the traditional sentiment.
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