Warhammer Wedding Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/16/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/16/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Warhammer Wedding Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Scott & Tasha, may your love be more eternal than a Necron's grudge!"
- In the center of the illustration, depict a surreal wedding scene set in a crumbling Gothic cathedral on a floating chunk of Warhammer battlefield.
- Scott is dressed in ornate golden power armor, half Space Marine, half Groomzilla, holding a flaming chainsword in one hand and a bouquet of purity seals in the other.
- Tasha stands beside him, draped in flowing, rune-etched robes that shimmer with Eldar-like psychic energy, her veil levitating around her head like a Warp storm halo.
- Instead of a priest, an Imperial Inquisitor solemnly blesses the union while aiming a bolt pistol at a confused ork in the back pew.
- Cupids in servo-skulls buzz overhead, trailing ribbons made of prayer scrolls and duct tape.
- Behind the couple, a colossal wedding cake rises like a hive city tower, each layer etched with Chaos symbols, hearts, and skulls, guarded by mini Grey Knights who stab rogue icing blobs attempting heresy.
- Floating candles flicker in anti-gravity, and Tyranids in tiny top hats serve wine while sneaking cake bites with their mandibles.
The overall atmosphere is a blend of dramatic romance and absurd cosmic warfare—a holy matrimony where "’Til Death Do Us Part" requires multiple respawns.
Generated with these themes: Warhammer .
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