Poop, Toilet, France, Great Wall of China, and Abraham Lincholn and Taylor Swift kissing Wedding Card
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
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2 cards for $7 or 3 cards for $10
Add printed cards in these bundle sizes and the best price applies automatically.
Estimated Delivery:
12/25/2025
Materials & Packing
- Printed on Glossy Card (5.5 x 5.5")
- Comes with a Kraft Envelope
Poop, Toilet, France, Great Wall of China, and Abraham Lincholn and Taylor Swift kissing Wedding Card
Description
At the top of the image, "Love knows no borders… not even these wild ones."
- In the center of the illustration, portray a grand, solemn wedding ceremony taking place atop the Great Wall of China at twilight. The mood is reverent and majestic, with glowing lanterns lining the wall and cherry blossoms falling gently in the wind.
- To one side of the ceremony, a pair of gold toilets, polished and pristine, sit beneath a tiny replica of the Eiffel Tower. From one, a bouquet of roses blooms majestically; from the other, a golden poop emoji peeks out wearing a veil.
- On the other side, Abraham Lincoln stands as the officiant in full 19th-century garb, one hand on a vintage French baguette, solemnly presiding over the union.
- Center stage: Taylor Swift in an elegant gown is kissing a mysterious faceless partner, captured mid-vow beneath an arch shaped like a croissant entwined with toilet paper garlands.
- In the distant sky, birds carry ribbons that spell out “Oui Do.”
- Maintain a soft, subdued color palette of blush pinks, sepia tones, and delicate creams to preserve the solemn wedding mood, even as surreal whimsy abounds.
Generated with these themes: Poop, Toilet, France, Great Wall of China, and Abraham Lincholn and Taylor Swift kissing.
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