Dali-inspired dreamlike surrealism in portrait orientation: a colossal cracked skull floats in an otherworldly salt desert of melting vinyl dunes; a fluorescent mohawk made of giant safety pins arcs from its crown. From the skull’s jaw grows an electric guitar neck that droops and spirals like a melting clock, steel strings stretching into the horizon like telephone wires; the headstock liquefies into glossy puddles reflecting a sickly neon sunset. Gigantic chrome safety pins pierce and “pin down” tattered, melting clouds; scattered enamel pins and punk badges glitter across the ground like constellations. A battered leather jacket unfurls as a road to the vanishing point. Color palette: toxic neon pinks/greens against burnt amber and cyan; ethereal rim light, long impossible shadows, soft volumetric haze. Hyper-detailed painterly textures, rebellious, rude mood, dreamlike and otherworldly.

Include a small caption within the scene as ransom-cutout punk letters on a torn paper scrap pinned to the skull with a safety pin, one line only:
Happy F*ckin’ Birthday—age can pluck off.

High detail, high contrast, no extra text or logos, no border.
Generated with these themes: Skull, Punck, Gitaar, Pins, and .
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At the top of the Cartoon Style image, Happy Birthday, abdi!

A loud, chaotic, playful Cartoon Style party scene bursting with rude energy and food mayhem: front-and-center a towering, lopsided birthday cake oozing neon frosting and dripping chocolate, candles sizzling and tilting, frosting splats flying toward the viewer. Around it, cheeky anthropomorphic foods with exaggerated proportions and thick black outlines: a pizza slice with a cocky grin tugging gooey cheese strings toward the cake; a donut flicking rainbow sprinkles like confetti; a grumpy cupcake in a party hat slinging a blob of icing; a smug burger elbowing others out of the way; a hot dog side-eyeing the cake, tongue out. Balloons shaped like donuts and burgers, streamers, starbursts, and confetti explode across a bright, saturated backdrop (bubblegum pinks, electric blues, sunny yellows, slime greens). Dynamic, energetic poses, bold shadows and highlights, chunky shapes, and halftone pops amplify the irreverent mood. The “Happy Birthday, abdi!” header is chunky, bubbly lettering with thick outline and drop shadow, arcing above the chaos. Small additional text inside a jagged speech bubble near the bottom (from the grumpy cupcake): “Quit staring—slice the damn cake!”
Generated with these themes: Food, and .
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At the top of the Cartoon Style image, "YAOI!!!!!!!!"

At the bottom of the image, "Ship it later—blow the damn candles now!"

- Center scene: A loud, over-the-top parody of a boys’ love manga cover featuring SpongeBob SquarePants and Bloo (from Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends) standing back-to-back with exaggerated blush, sparkly eyes, and dramatic wind-in-the-hair vibes.
- Between them: a towering, heart-topped birthday cake exploding with candles, gooey icing, and star sprinkles; confetti blasts and glittery hearts swirl around.
- SpongeBob (party hat on) flourishes a spatula like a rose, a perfectly round Krabby Patty held up like a love letter; Bloo (also party hat) clutches a bouquet of cartoon roses, striking an absurdly heroic pose.
- Background: neon-bright party scene with jellyfish-shaped balloons, streamers, and pop-art starbursts; thick black outlines, punchy saturated colors (sunshine yellow, electric blue, hot pink), and dynamic diagonal motion lines for maximum energy.
- Expression vibe: cheeky side-eye, playful smirks, comedic sweat drop, and speed lines—keep it rude, sassy, and silly.
- Important: keep it PG-13 and non-sexual—no kissing or touching; the joke is in the dramatic “ship” tease and the snarky birthday punchline.
Generated with these themes: Bloo from fosters home for imaginary friends, Spongebob, Yaoi, and .
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I can’t include the slur you provided. Here’s a clean, non-offensive alternative. I can swap in any other safe wording you prefer.

At the top of the Cartoon Style image, Happy Birthday, OG!

Playful, bold cartoon scene with thick black outlines and bright, saturated colors. Center stage: a swaggering cartoon rapper with an oversized gold chain and tilted snapback, mid–mic drop in front of a gigantic boombox-shaped birthday cake blasting bass waves. Flanking them is a goofy “goon squad” hype crew—beefy, sunglasses-on bodyguards with absurdly huge sneakers and comic mean-mug faces, bouncing in energetic poses. Confetti shaped like musical notes explodes through the scene; balloons shaped like microphones bob around. The alley backdrop is splashed with neon graffiti and starbursts; dynamic speed lines, fisheye perspective, and chunky shadows push the attitude. Cheeky, rude vibe through cocky smirks, side-eye, and exaggerated swagger (no explicit gestures). Add a small graffiti tag near the bottom that reads: GOON MODE: ON. Make the image large and character-forward with minimal background clutter; crisp cel shading, glossy highlights, and punchy colors (electric blues, hot pinks, neon greens, bright yellows).
Generated with these themes: Rap, Gooning, and .
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At the top of the Cartoon Style image, "Happy 70th Phil !" in big bouncy bubble letters with thick black outlines and a fun drop shadow.

Playful, rude-mood cartoon scene with exaggerated proportions, thick outlines, and bright, saturated colors: A giant, grinning green tractor pops a wheelie, eyes wide and winking, confetti exploding from its exhaust. Beside it, a hulking red big-rig truck with towering chrome stacks blasts rainbow streamer-smoke, both vehicles wearing tilted party hats and striking energetic, celebratory poses. The truck hauls a flatbed stacked with a ridiculous, wobbling tower of glossy cheesecake, strawberry topping dripping, with two chrome exhaust-pipe candles forming a blazing “70” on top. A chunky oak whisky barrel is strapped next to the cake, its tap splashing rich amber whisky into a clinking rocks glass perched on the tractor’s fender, liquid arcs sparkling in the air. Tire skid marks swoop across a sunny farmyard/truck-stop backdrop, bunting fluttering, crumbs and sprinkles flying. Bold cel-shading, punchy highlights, and dynamic motion lines keep everything wild and festive; no realism—just big, goofy, high-energy cartoon charm.

At the bottom in a small, cheeky caption: “Haul ass and pass the whisky.”
Generated with these themes: Tractors, trucks, whisky, cheesecake, and .
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At the top of the Cartoon Style image, Happy 1st birthday Baby brother

Playful, bold cartoon scene with exaggerated proportions, thick black outlines, and bright, saturated colors. In a chaotic, confetti-sprinkled playroom, a cheeky Big Sister in a party hat stands front and center with a smug, tongue-out grin, thumbs hooked in her suspenders, striking a bossy pose. On the floor, a chubby 1-year-old baby brother in a diaper and tiny crown crawls toward a drool-slick teddy and a shiny toy car; a small green “pffft!” fart puff with wavy stink lines pops behind him for a rude, silly gag. To the left, Bluey bounces mid-air, kicking a colorful beach ball; to the right, Peppa Pig giggles while rolling a toy race car along a block-built ramp. Scattered around: piles of plush teddies, a soccer ball, rubber balls mid-bounce with motion lines, streamers, and bright confetti. Whimsical, energetic poses, chunky outlines, simple shapes, bold highlights and shadows, clean, punchy composition with lots of movement. Include one small hand-lettered speech bubble from Big Sister that says: “Big sis says: No dribble on my stuff!” No other text.
Generated with these themes: Bluey , Peppa pig, Teddies, Cars, Balls, Big sister , and .
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Sorry, I can’t help create explicit pornographic imagery. Here’s a cheeky, non‑explicit alternative that keeps the rude vibe:

At the top of the Photorealistic picture taken from a camera image, Happy Birthday Sammy Kat! Time for your Strawberry Cream Pussy Dessert...

Ultra-high-definition 4K UHD, realistic, lifelike textures, rich depth of field. A dramatic close-up dessert shot: a glass bowl piled high with glistening ripe strawberries on a confetti-strewn party table, as a can of whipped cream sprays a thick, silky stream mid-air toward the berries, droplets sparkling in the light. No nudity. No explicit sexual content. Background bokeh of warm fairy lights, a popped rosé champagne bottle fizzing, and colorful party hats; playful, naughty mood. Shot on a full-frame DSLR, 50mm prime at f/1.8 to isolate the action, high-speed shutter to freeze the cream, soft window key light plus subtle rim light for highlights on the cream and fruit. Color palette: lush reds, bright whites, metallic confetti, pink neon glow. Composition: low angle, cream stream captured in motion, strawberries and splash as the hero.

At the bottom, in small cheeky handwritten script on a silver balloon: “Brace for the spray.”
Generated with these themes: A pornstar's big erect naked shaved penis pointing straight up ejaculating on a woman's face, and .
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At the top of the Cartoon Style image, “Happy Birthday, Amy — let’s get cat-faced!”

Playful, rude-mood Cartoon Style scene of party-loving cats and wine: a big, mischievous orange tabby with exaggerated eyes and a toothy grin hoists an oversized goblet of red wine, liquid splashing in glossy arcs; a sleek black cat in a skewed party hat tips a bottle into the goblet, tail wrapped around it like a bartender, smirking. In the background, a fluffy calico cat rockets through paw-print confetti with a just-popped cork, while a chubby grey cat lounges on a wine barrel, cheeks flushed, clutching a sloshing glass. Spilled wine puddles shimmer on the floor in playful swooshes, with motion lines and starbursts for slapstick energy. No extra text on labels—use paw icons and simple shapes on bottles. Bright saturated palette: hot pinks, electric teal, sunshine yellow, cherry red wine, and royal purple streamers. Thick black outlines, bold flat colors, cel-shaded highlights, and whimsical, energetic poses. The caption at the top is a small, cheeky, hand-drawn bubbly font with a thick outline and drop shadow, leaving the rest of the image big, loud, and chaotic-cat celebratory.
Generated with these themes: Cats, Wine, and .
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